I’ve recently been appointed Associate Editor for the Journal of Universal Rejection. The journal has the highest rejection rate of any academic journal on the planet — 100 percent. No other journal rejects more manuscripts. About the journal:

The founding principle of the Journal of Universal Rejection (JofUR) is rejection. Universal rejection. That is to say, all submissions, regardless of quality, will be rejected… You can send your manuscript here without suffering waves of anxiety regarding the eventual fate of your submission. You know with 100% certainty that it will not be accepted for publication. You may claim to have submitted to the most prestigious journal (judged by acceptance rate). The JofUR is one-of-a-kind. Merely submitting work to it may be considered a badge of honor.

I look forward to receiving my first articles to review. Should be pretty easy work!