In an AJC article about Atlanta’s snow, the last line should produce a chuckle:

Typical of the icy chaos gripping this vulnerable landscape on Friday was this: Two police officers, a Cobb County sheriff’s deputy and an off-duty Cobb police officer, were forced to leap 20 feet off a bridge or chance getting crushed by an out-of-control PT Cruiser — this coming after the deputy had slid into a wall and damaged his squad car, and the other officer riding in a pickup truck had stopped to assist him. They were taken to WellStar Kennestone Hospital with injuries that included fractures and sprains. Among the vehicles, there were no survivors.