So, this guy’s serving three years for claiming to be a war hero and getting disability benefits:

Randall Moneymaker’s claims to collect more than $18,000 in disability payments were numerous. In a Veterans Affairs compensation and pension medical exam, he claimed he ‘had been involved in numerous combat situations, including RPG attacks and firefights,’ according to the federal indictment against him.

Topping his claims, Moneymaker said he had the scars from combat service, but federal authorities said the scars match a liposuction procedure he had done. Moneymaker has been sentenced to three years in jail, according to the Army Times.

Liposuction wounds aren’t nearly as exciting.