OK, I really get a kick out of reading Huffington Post. Political differences aside, this is a funny paragraph:

Prior to this embarrassing week of events on the Hill, the Democratic majority has acquiesced on war funding and have fallen over themselves backpedaling as fast as their trembling legs could carry them in the face of everything President Loser and the Republicans have farted in their general direction. It’s clear that the Democrats could learn a lot from Senator Craig’s comparatively mighty balls.