I volunteered to answer the phones at PBS today. Here’s a picture from my vantage point.
I’m here to expose the terrible truth. Those phones aren’t really ringing that much. During our training, they teach us how to make it sound like the phone is ringing. And if you’re on camera, they expect you to act like you’re talking on the phone, taking a pledge.

But, I didn’t do it. I wasn’t about to carry water for the man. Not me, baby. Not me.