Ooof. Just read the lengthy wikipedia entry on the Church of Scientology. Here’s an interesting bit:

The Church of Scientology maintains a large base on the outskirts of Trementina, New Mexico whose stated purpose is storage for an archiving project: engraving Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard’s writings on stainless steel tablets and encasing them in titanium capsules underground.

Allrighty then.