This could be the funniest blog post I’ve ever read. I laughed so hard, it made my eyes water.

I found this particularly amusing:

Chasing the beers, Jello shots, meat, cheese and wine with a few after-dinner liqeuers really helps you feel light on your feet, and also eases the crushing pain of being alive.

This piece on a Renaissance Festival is incredibly funny as well.

(Hattip: The boss.)