Saudi Arabia’s Health Minister commenting on the stampede in Mecca that left 345 dead:

Al-Maneh said the stampede was caused by “unruly pilgrims, and a problem of luggage.”

Sometimes I have luggage problems too. I recently affixed a Chuck E. Cheese sticker to my suitcase so that I could identify it more easily at baggage claim.

For the record, my luggage problem never led to the death of 345 people.