Had a dinner guest over last night who made an excellent point about our fat-riddled society. It’s pretty ridiculous that pharmaceutical companies sell products like Pepcid AC as relief for eating giant chili dogs. Instead of changing our behavior and eating foods that are healthy for us, let’s just take a magic pill that makes our stomach’s happy. Yet another example of our civilization’s impending demise. See also plastic surgery, Bratz, and electric jar lid removers.

Of course, my guest also has something against delicious powdered chocolate milk. So, take her advice with a grain of salt.