I don’t want to count my chickens before they hatch, but I’ve been contacted about a huge opportunity. I received an unsolicited email from a Mr. Liu Chan, the managing director of Huamao Art and Crafts Inc. It’s apparently some giant Chinese manufacturing firm. Anyhoo, they need a representative in America to help facilitate their business, and they’ve offered me the position!

All I need to do is to fax over my bank account number and some other info, and then the money’s gonna start rolling in. Some guys have all the luck, eh?