According to the always unbiased London Mirror, a shipment of British food donated for hurricane relief will soon be destroyed in Little Rock due to a bureaucratic snafu. I don’t know about the veracity of the report, but this paragraph is troubling:

“There will be a cloud of smoke above Little Rock soon — of burned food, of anger and of shame that the world’s richest nation couldn’t organise a p**s up in a brewery and lets Americans starve while they arrogantly observe petty regulations.”

Note to upset Brits: If you’re going to insult our federal employees, please use an epithet that we understand. “Couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery”?

P.S. It’s spelled “organize.”