Funny review from Roger Ebert on the highly anticipated Duece Bigalow sequel. He gave it zero stars — a dubious honor shared by only 61 other films.

It’s hardly a review, in fact, since the second-half of the article is a defense of a journalist who Rob Schneider attacked earlier this year. At first, I thought Ebert was being overly defensive of a colleague in a profession that takes itself too seriously. But, by the end, Ebert won me over.